Astrodiva's Horoscopes

Thurs., December 24, 2009: Dress to kill, Scorpio!

Posted by: Astrodiva on: December 24, 2009

Female ScorpioSCORPIO
Dress to kill. What you wear speaks volumes about how you think about yourself. Venus wants you to unleash your inner femme fatale tonight in a fitted black satin dress with a beaded bustline. Flirt: The jovial Moon says a little funny line will do the trick, and help get the sparks flying. Sex: Let him sleep if he’s too tired. But hey, he’ll rise before the sun and then—wake-up booty! Your lucky numbers: 39, 21, 4, 13, 31, 46.

AriesARIES
Turn his head. Consider giving someone important a little extra attention today, advises honey-tongued Venus. Hint: Compliment your dad’s shiny new car or your honey’s smart haircut. Naughty Uranus says you’ll notch up your lust life by engaging in some exciting secret sex with your man at a very unsuspecting time, like a family get-together. Your lucky numbers: 4, 5, 32, 36, 18, 26.

TaurusTAURUS
Bow out. If the Moon makes you prefer private time tonight, disengage from an event early and don’t feel guilty. The mad scramble of the holidays might have you knotted up, so relax at home. Sensual Venus will help you soothe your nerves and chill out. Hint: A simple indulgence like showering with a lavender body wash can help to keep you calm all night. Your lucky numbers: 3, 39, 42, 45, 30, 46.

GeminiGEMINI
Go easy. Party-girl Venus has soirees in store. A fete today could turn into a weekend-long marathon, but pace yourself or you might lose steam when things are just getting started. Single? You might cross paths with an incredibly sweet guy. Don’t pass him by. Attached? A simple, affectionate gesture (buying his favorite sandwich) makes him feel special. Your lucky numbers: 34, 16, 4, 41, 33, 17.

CancerCANCER
Say it. Single? You’re not exactly the spill-your-guts type, so it’s no wonder that you’ll freak when a close guy pal suddenly asks a question about your feelings for him. No problemo—spontaneous Uranus will help you to cough up the right answer. Attached? Boost his libido with a sensual massage using decadently sexy chocolate lotion. Your lucky numbers: 14, 42, 18, 24, 40, 1.

LeoLEO
Start anew. Frolicky Venus brings new digs, beaus and buds. There’s nothing more exciting than new people and situations bringing out different dimensions of your larger-than-life personality. Single? Invite a shy friend to join your clique for an evening out. This kind act earns you good-girl karma. Attached? Trying new positions could turn you into holiday homebodies under thrill-seeking Uranus. Your lucky numbers: 12, 46, 34, 11, 24, 3.

VirgoVIRGO
Primp your pad. Home-loving Venus is encouraging you to spend a little more time redecorating, or at least some cleaning for the holidays. Once you’ve your crib spruced up, entertaining at home should be very pleasurable. Considering a bedroom mini-makeover? The creative Moon can help you to match accessories to spice up the ambience, such as a silk mattress pad and a pair of oversized feather pillows. Your lucky numbers: 49, 14, 19, 23, 24, 13.

LibraLIBRA
Get naughty. Uranus might stir up your seldom-seen inner rebel. Single? Teasing piques a cutie’s interest. However, don’t dish it out if you can’t take his poise-shattering repartee. Attached? Librans are sticklers for bedroom manners, but doing something audacious (like dirty pillow talk) gives you a self-empowerment boost. Your lucky numbers: 47, 29, 27, 19, 10, 23.

ScorpioSCORPIO
Dress to kill. What you wear speaks volumes about how you think about yourself. Venus wants you to unleash your inner femme fatale tonight in a fitted black satin dress with a beaded bustline. Flirt: The jovial Moon says a little funny line will do the trick, and help get the sparks flying. Sex: Let him sleep if he’s too tired. But hey, he’ll rise before the sun and then—wake-up booty! Your lucky numbers: 39, 21, 4, 13, 31, 46.

SagittariusSAGITTARIUS
Extend the olive branch. The conciliatory Moon wants you to tie up loose ends with a family member today. Tell this person how you really feel. It’s time you hashed things out. Man-hunting? A smile gets you anywhere today with flirtatious Venus on your side. Attached? You’ll need to cover his butt if he makes an excuse to get out of a family gathering. Your lucky numbers: 30, 33, 29, 42, 7, 22.

CapricornCAPRICORN
Lose the negativity. It’s hard for Saturn-ruled Goats to let go of a grudge, but Venus says it’s time to forgive. You may have lost the friendship, but you’ve been hanging on to all that negative energy. Bid it adieu. Family: Assuring Venus says to give a down-in-the-mouth sibling a shoulder to cry on. Divulging your best flirty tricks will bring back the smile on her face. Your lucky numbers: 39, 17, 20, 27, 11, 1.

AquariusAQUARIUS
Tend to your money tree. The Moon says it’s the ideal day to manage your finances, but don’t let it put a dampener on festivities. You may have some ideas for a home-based biz or a way to earn extra money. Research your ideas carefully to guard against mistakes. Tip: Later tonight, you might want to make some phone calls or catch up on e-mail with far-away friends. Your lucky numbers: 2, 39, 37, 11, 44, 3.

PiscesPISCES
Cast your spell. Sleek Venus says that your career choices in January will expand in direct proportion to the charm you exude. Translation: if you want to move up and go places, keep smiling. Single? A compliment you give might break the ice with a cute guy you meet at a soiree tonight. Attached? After a party, break out your dirty sides with a private soiree a casa. Hint: bed dance…crotchless stockings. Your lucky numbers: 15, 10, 38, 31, 28, 44.

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Cat Arriola [Astrodiva]

Cat Arriola [Astrodiva]

Astrodiva wrote horoscopes for FemaleNetwork and Cosmopolitan (Philippines) Online. You'll find the same fun sexy slant here.

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Planet Play for January 2010

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  • Tues., January 5 @2:58 AM
    Sun conjunct Mercury
    You're extra bubbly and talkative. Communicate--you're the star!
    @6:29 PM
    Mercury conjunct Venus
    New friends add sparkle to your social life.
  • Tues., January 12 @4:23 AM
    Sun conjunct Venus
    Power up your inner Diva with with a hot new outfit.
  • Wed., January 13 @5:35 PM
    Venus sextile Uranus
    Flirty innuendo piques his interest.
  • Thurs., January 14 @2:57 AM
    Sun sextile Uranus
    Soar high and don't limit yourself.
  • Sat., January 16 @12:44 AM
    Mercury stations Direct in Capricorn
    Get ready to act out your ideas.
  • Mon., January 18 @9:22 AM
    Jupiter into Pisces
    Sympathy builds rapport with other people.
    @10:20 PM
    Venus into Aquarius
    Your unpredictable mix of aloofness and bubbly warmth keeps them guessing. Shock tactics thrill.
  • Wed., January 20 @12:19 PM
    Sun into Aquarius
    Heed your need to be different. Do your own thing.
  • Fri., January 22 @1:53 PM
    Venus trine Saturn
    Nourish the ties that bind you.
  • Sun., January 24 @11:29 PM
    Sun trine Saturn
    What you build now is built to last. Lay some strong foundations.
  • Wed., January 27 @1:17 PM
    Venus oppose Mars
    You're looking for a new turn-on. Go with your passion.
  • Sat., January 30 @3:35 AM
    Sun oppose Mars
    Anger is a waste of your time. Hit the gym--or the bedroom!

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