Astrodiva's Horoscopes

Wed., December 23, 2009: Take matters into your own hands, Taurus!

Posted by: Astrodiva on: December 23, 2009

Female TaurusTAURUS
Take matters into your own hands. Single? The envelope-pushing Moon wants you to do something decidedly different today, like dating two guys. Hint: put the hotter dude in the evening slot. Attached? Taureans are usually passive lovers. But the stars say to play dirty director tonight and take charge of his bliss. Hint: Prep the bathroom for a slippery romp (candles, and don’t forget the rubber shower mat!). Your lucky numbers: 34, 14, 24, 20, 39, 7.

AriesARIES
Persuade ‘em. News flash: Lively Mercury rules, so use your sparky communication skills to wheedle out a favor from someone who can boost your career. Going solo isn’t usually your style. However, the retiring Moon says that you might be in the mood to spend time alone tonight. Don’t worry, your clique will survive for a few hours without you. Your lucky numbers: 9, 6, 38, 34, 22, 1.

TaurusTAURUS
Take matters into your own hands. Single? The envelope-pushing Moon wants you to do something decidedly different today, like dating two guys. Hint: put the hotter dude in the evening slot. Attached? Taureans are usually passive lovers. But the stars say to play dirty director tonight and take charge of his bliss. Hint: Prep the bathroom for a slippery romp (candles, and don’t forget the rubber shower mat!). Your lucky numbers: 34, 14, 24, 20, 39, 7.

GeminiGEMINI
Make family time. If work concerns are getting in the way of you spending time with your loved ones, the insight-filled Moon reminds you what it is you are really working for. Consider inviting them over for a pre-Christmas warm-up this evening. Mercury says to go for no-hassle simplicity (cheese—camembert or brie, and champagne). Your lucky numbers: 5, 42, 34, 41, 6, 24.

CancerCANCER
Listen to a hunch. Cancer girls are highly intuitive. If you feel like something isn’t right, find out what’s really going on from friends and family. Mercury says it’s better to recognize problematic situations early. Work: Instead of daydreaming about the perfect job, the stars urge you to start investigating what it takes to make it a reality. Your lucky numbers: 14, 6, 13, 7, 28, 33.

LeoLEO
Work your mojo. Your mysterious charm makes you absolutely irresistible. Give in to temptation! Attached? When the brazen Moon unleashes your inner wildcat tonight, pounce on him some place unexpected (garage, kitchen). Single? Mercury says to booty-call that finicky guy. His attention to detail will rock between the sheets. Your lucky numbers: 5, 10, 16, 25, 34, 23.

VirgoVIRGO
Try it out. Mercury says if you’re not sure about the latest look (chunky knits, thigh-high boots), take it for a test drive. Ask a friend for her opinion or borrow a piece before you go out and buy it on your own. Single? Share your appetizers with a cutie who’s stuck at the end of the line in a social event. Attached? There’s not a moment to lose under the body-blending Moon. You’ll want to suck each other dry (but don’t!). Your lucky numbers: 12, 14, 7, 23, 5, 35.

LibraLIBRA
Keep going. The be-good-to-your-bod Moon is putting you on a health food kick. No more meaty pizzas or late night noshes for you (at least that’s what you’re telling yourself). Find a support system to help keep your motivation up. Single? The stars encourage you to chat up a potential new friend or engage in some random flirting to power up your diva. Attached? Asking him to roll your little piggies between his fingers can lead to a toe-clenching O. Your lucky numbers: 1, 38, 31, 34, 33, 16.

ScorpioSCORPIO
Charm the pants off him. Scorpio chicks are nonpareil in the art of subtle seduction. Single? You can use body language to great effect today—like a coy smile—to coax a cutie to approach you. Attached? Mercury says it’s the perfect time for oral action. Hint: Ditch porn-style suction. Instead, pretend you’re licking a delicious ice cream cone. Your lucky numbers: 13, 27, 12, 8, 22, 4.

SagittariusSAGITTARIUS
Bold it up. Chic Mercury says that if you want to add style to your crib without busting your budget, consider hanging oversize poster art on one wall. A large print will make the kind of daring statement that you love. Solo? The homey Moon makes this a good day to get a crowd of friends together for a potluck lunch at your place. Attached? He could surprise you by cooking dinner. Your lucky numbers: 34, 17, 35, 9, 13, 20.

CapricornCAPRICORN
Keep your stride. It’s errand day for you. But with the hazy Moon, don’t be surprised if you have to make several trips before you have everything right. If stress hits, Mercury says to plug into retro music to get your groove back. Tip: Tonight, clear some of your brain clutter by making your to-do list and laying out tomorrow’s clothes before you go to bed. Your lucky numbers: 38, 14, 33, 21, 8, 39.

AquariusAQUARIUS
Get confirmation. Your intuition’s right on target, though it doesn’t hurt to get input from a person you trust. Single? A platonic friend has potential to be so much more. Perceptive Mercury opens your eyes this evening to the possibility that has been in front of your face all along. Attached? Try twisty sex (with your panties ON). Your lucky numbers: 33, 32, 29, 12, 35, 3.

PiscesPISCES
Ask an authority. You won’t get those glossy, stick-straight locks if you’re using a plastic comb and hair cream. Mercury prompts you to ask your stylist for tips on how to get that look at home. Single? Consider indulging a bold guy who might be drawn to your subtle side tonight. Once you get acquainted, you might fall for each other. Attached? Pull the blankets off your bed and get busy on the floor. Your lucky numbers: 5, 10, 21, 31, 16, 40.

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Cat Arriola [Astrodiva]

Cat Arriola [Astrodiva]

Astrodiva wrote horoscopes for FemaleNetwork and Cosmopolitan (Philippines) Online. You'll find the same fun sexy slant here.

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  • Tues., January 5 @2:58 AM
    Sun conjunct Mercury
    You're extra bubbly and talkative. Communicate--you're the star!
    @6:29 PM
    Mercury conjunct Venus
    New friends add sparkle to your social life.
  • Tues., January 12 @4:23 AM
    Sun conjunct Venus
    Power up your inner Diva with with a hot new outfit.
  • Wed., January 13 @5:35 PM
    Venus sextile Uranus
    Flirty innuendo piques his interest.
  • Thurs., January 14 @2:57 AM
    Sun sextile Uranus
    Soar high and don't limit yourself.
  • Sat., January 16 @12:44 AM
    Mercury stations Direct in Capricorn
    Get ready to act out your ideas.
  • Mon., January 18 @9:22 AM
    Jupiter into Pisces
    Sympathy builds rapport with other people.
    @10:20 PM
    Venus into Aquarius
    Your unpredictable mix of aloofness and bubbly warmth keeps them guessing. Shock tactics thrill.
  • Wed., January 20 @12:19 PM
    Sun into Aquarius
    Heed your need to be different. Do your own thing.
  • Fri., January 22 @1:53 PM
    Venus trine Saturn
    Nourish the ties that bind you.
  • Sun., January 24 @11:29 PM
    Sun trine Saturn
    What you build now is built to last. Lay some strong foundations.
  • Wed., January 27 @1:17 PM
    Venus oppose Mars
    You're looking for a new turn-on. Go with your passion.
  • Sat., January 30 @3:35 AM
    Sun oppose Mars
    Anger is a waste of your time. Hit the gym--or the bedroom!

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