Astrodiva's Horoscopes

Mon., October 26, 2009: Plan smart, Virgo!

Posted by: Astrodiva on: October 26, 2009

VirgoVIRGO
Plan smart. Having too many irons in the fire can make you feel a little blown out by the end of the day. Decide what your top priorities are. Single? Pack your goody bag and make sure it has everything you need for a play date. Attached? He’ll love a surprise tonight. Slick your lips—and your nips—with an edible nipple balm before he comes through the bedroom door.

Cosmic tip: Bow out of post-work drinks to think alone—it’ll help you figure out what to do about your career. Your lucky numbers: 28, 19, 40, 23, 42, 13.

AriesARIES
Look ahead. Your expectations for the future begin to reveal themselves to you—don’t be surprised if they differ from immediate expectations of home and family. Change is good, even if you don’t understand why just yet. 9-5? Competition drives you today. You need to be first at everything you do. Take it easy—winning isn’t everything.

Cosmic tip: Keep an open mind. The unpredictable Moon might present you with a big job opportunity or attention from an unusual guy. Your lucky numbers: 39, 32, 31, 3, 13, 37.

TaurusTAURUS
See the funny side. Expect to encounter rough patches with someone at work today. You keep hitting bumps in the road, but stay persistent. The Moon will give you patience to get through. Try not to let the situation escalate until it becomes more dramatic than it really is. C’mon. Where’s your sense of humor when you need it?

Cosmic tip: A stress-relieving massage after work will levitate your sluggish energy level. Your lucky numbers: 26, 16, 3, 38, 21, 36.

GeminiGEMINI
Break the rules. One thing is certain: This is no time to stick with over-familiar places, people or ideas. Explore! Single? If you take a short trip with pals, conniving stars plant a slew of cuties on your path to chill with. Attached? Try a different position tonight. The red planet says you’ll get your primal instincts up by having sex against the wall.

Cosmic tip: You need something to spark your joie de vivre. Consider an audacious move like planning that once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Your lucky numbers: 21, 6, 12, 49, 39, 41.

CancerCANCER
Act wisely. You see far more to a situation than meets the eye. Don’t assume the worst. Depending on your attitude, wounds are either healed or deepened. Attached? Be honest. Tell him privately that you’re peeved. Getting it off your chest is a relief for you. Single? You’re normally not much of a strut-your-stuff girl, but rowdy Mars could have you flirting it up today.

Cosmic tip: A pal has some juicy gossip. Share a bottle of wine to loosen her lips. Your lucky numbers: 12, 5, 31, 21, 23, 29.

LeoLEO
Fix a flub. Dating? If your chosen eatery turns out to have a mile-long wait list, say something like, “Why don’t you take me to your favorite place?”—and be ready to go all the way. Attached? It’s his guys’ night out but you want a party-for-two in bed. Sink the message by removing your panties (when he’s not looking) and slipping it into his pocket.

Cosmic tip: A pal might have a meltdown. Let her lean on you, and offer her your wise advice. Your lucky numbers: 15, 35, 12, 20, 48, 8.

VirgoVIRGO
Plan smart. Having too many irons in the fire can make you feel a little blown out by the end of the day. Decide what your top priorities are. Single? Pack your goody bag and make sure it has everything you need for a play date. Attached? He’ll love a surprise tonight. Slick your lips—and your nips—with an edible nipple balm before he comes through the bedroom door.

Cosmic tip: Bow out of post-work drinks to think alone—it’ll help you figure out what to do about your career. Your lucky numbers: 28, 19, 40, 23, 42, 13.

LibraLIBRA
Shake things up. Your creative juices are flowing free under the avant-garde Moon. Single? When Mars goads your inner vixen, you could suddenly see a platonic pal in a frisky new light. Attached? The stars send you ideas on how to put your two-some into a whole new groove. Consider picking up a racy tool (chocolate body paint?) and relish dessert in bed.

Cosmic tip: Want to earn good-girl points? The humanitarian Moon says be bighearted and share your good fortune with others. Your lucky numbers: 39, 32, 23, 10, 34, 27.

ScorpioSCORPIO
Do something. Antsy Mars sends your feelings on a run today and it won’t take much to make you feel as though you’ve reached a crisis. If you’ve been worrying about something, you now realize that you can’t continue to brush it under the carpet for much longer. Don’t be afraid to ask someone you trust and respect for their help.

Cosmic tip: The Moon thinks you should spend quality time at home. Order take-out and enjoy your comfy couch. You could use the relaxation. Your lucky numbers: 30, 39, 31, 7, 37, 2.

SagittariusSAGITTARIUS
Keep a sensible pace. You’re zipping around so fast it’s a wonder you haven’t passed out. If you’re swamped with commitments, blame the overdriven Moon and try to reschedule a few appointments. Otherwise, you’ll feel too overwhelmed to be productive today.

Cosmic tip: The Moon encourages you to unwind tonight: Unplug the phone, take a light dinner and climb into bed early. Your lucky numbers: 31, 39, 27, 28, 2, 19.

CapricornCAPRICORN
Do mental math. Star warning! A splurge can cause problems for you if you’re not careful. Do your sums before shopping or you’ll be in for a bad surprise. Attached? The stars say you can help your budget along if you forgo fancy meals for takeaway and smokin’ sex. Single? Don’t write off a guy who wants to split the bill. He’ll pick it up next time.

Cosmic tip: If you’re feeling icky, take a long walk or do yoga—anything to healthify your mind. Your lucky numbers: 32, 27, 48, 42, 10, 22.

AquariusAQUARIUS
Run with it. Balance seems to be something that you have no control over at the moment. You find yourself feeling many unexpected yummy things. Single? Under Mars’ anything-goes aura you could have the hots for a live-wire guy who brings out your wild side. Attached? Everything he does today annoys you no end. Turn a potential bicker bitch act into a hot sack attack.

Cosmic tip: If you’re fed up with the daily grind, the stars say you’ll get a slew of break-out-of-a-rut tips from watching the movie “Groundhog Day.” Your lucky numbers: 37, 15, 45, 4, 30, 40.

PiscesPISCES
Cut yourself some slack. Jittery Mars could make you very needy today. You need help doing small tasks and to be walked through things you already know how to do. It’s a little annoying, but it will pass. If the retreating Moon makes you prefer private time tonight, blow off an event and don’t feel guilty.

Cosmic tip: If you’ve hit a man-drought, the stars say to turn to feel good food (chocolate, cherry) to light up the pleasure areas of your brain. Your lucky numbers: 20, 40, 35, 6, 5, 37.

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Cat Arriola [Astrodiva]

Cat Arriola [Astrodiva]

Astrodiva wrote horoscopes for FemaleNetwork and Cosmopolitan (Philippines) Online. You'll find the same fun sexy slant here.

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