Astrodiva's Horoscopes

Wed., September 30, 2009: Be kinky, Libra!

Posted by: Astrodiva on: September 30, 2009

LibraLIBRA
Be kinky. Bold Jupiter zaps your Libra-girl good sense into oblivion. Single? There’s too much passion to worry about blaming yourself when it’s over. Indulge in the moment. Attached? Bitch and moan! Under lust-charged Jupiter, nothing thrills him more when you unleash your inner bad girl in bed.

Cosmic tip: Be seen. Wearing ultra-short shorts to the mall today guarantees to turn heads your way. Your lucky numbers: 7, 22, 27, 47, 9, 12.

AriesARIES
Deal with it. You’re miffed by details failing to stick or come together properly. Blame Jupiter-sent distractions. Single? Today is about being adored and you’ll certainly not want to wake up alone. Let your BFFs introduce you to some yummy prospects. Attached? Leave the party early and use the time for at-home amour.

Cosmic tip: You might find lost goods today, when intuitive Neptune clues you in. Your lucky numbers: 38, 10, 30, 37, 14, 41.

TaurusTAURUS
Raise your sights. Mind-boosting Jupiter gives you some great ideas for improving your work or even finding a new position. Use this expansive influence to drive your career up a notch. Taking the first step is most likely to be your biggest challenge, but once past that, it’s all systems go.

Cosmic tip: The stars say that a steamy AM sack session will keep you in a good mood all day. Your lucky numbers: 36, 1, 49, 4, 12, 21.

GeminiGEMINI
Give it a go. Nothing normal in your life recently? Venturous Jupiter urges you to capitalize on all the question marks and invent a new way to surf the waves of possibility. Ditch the last trace of resistance and let your emotions go full throttle. Holding back to endlessly ponder things gets you nowhere, really.

Cosmic tip: Drop everything if your guy suddenly wants to get out of town today. You’ll enjoy this trip every inch of the way. Your lucky numbers: 40, 10, 41, 36, 38, 9.

CancerCANCER
Be a vixen. The slinky Moon sets you up with the hidden and the mysterious. Tempted to scheme a little to get what you want? Nothing wrong with that! Attached? Do a dress-tease. Slip into a strapless tank top (bra optional) and watch his reaction. Single? A tingle goes from the back of your neck to your head and into your scalp—yep, a delicious dude is on his way to you.

Cosmic tip: The Moon puts you in sleuth mode. Stretch his pleasure by finding his secret erogenous zone with your tongue. Your lucky numbers: 25, 38, 18, 34, 27, 15.

LeoLEO
Get the ball rolling. Attached? Get into some sensual kissing with your man or beau du jour at a dinner party. Frankly, you don’t care if the guests are staring—you’re known to love exposure anyway! Single? Splash-out Jupiter says to invite your pals to a shopping-spree-cum-coffee-chat or a diva-style swoop into a trendy club.

Cosmic tip: He’s got a sweet side, too. Wear candy necklace to get him nibbling. Your lucky numbers: 33, 49, 35, 41, 36, 39.

VirgoVIRGO
Dig in. Working long hours? No problemo. Nifty Virgo that you are, you’ve the determination to finish that pile on your desk. Justice-loving Jupiter says doing extra now pays off later, like being personally picked to assist a higher-up who’s noticed your do-what-it-takes attitude.

Cosmic tip: Envious of a friend’s silky straight jet-black hair? Work with what you have and you’ll be the beauty you already are. Your lucky numbers: 32, 3, 5, 47, 30, 45.

LibraLIBRA
Be kinky. Bold Jupiter zaps your Libra-girl good sense into oblivion. Single? There’s too much passion to worry about blaming yourself when it’s over. Indulge in the moment. Attached? Bitch and moan! Under lust-charged Jupiter, nothing thrills him more when you unleash your inner bad girl in bed.

Cosmic tip: Be seen. Wearing ultra-short shorts to the mall today guarantees to turn heads your way. Your lucky numbers: 7, 22, 27, 47, 9, 12.

ScorpioSCORPIO
Pop a chill pill. As ambitious and work-dedicated as you may be, go-slow Jupiter tells you to ditch your hands-on-deck demeanor to spend the day simply chillaxing in your pad. Don cozy pajamas for a change—sleep in, snack on chips, and watch TV.

Cosmic tip: Under bonding Neptune, consider inviting your folks over for dinner or, if they live far away, plan a weekend home soon. Your lucky numbers: 8, 35, 3, 49, 40, 7.

SagittariusSAGITTARIUS
Troll for fun. Eager Jupiter says to consider piling your pals in the car and having dinner at a restaurant none of you have tried. You might have to drive farther out to find one, but the change of scenery will be more fun than hitting your usual haunts.

Cosmic tip: Bounce any boyfriend ideas off someone you trust before making a move. Your lucky numbers: 31, 23, 36, 47, 8, 29.

CapricornCAPRICORN
Boost your confidence. If you feel inhibited, take a cue from sunny Jupiter. Nothing is more beautiful than having self-confidence. Pump yours up by dressing for success. Try a sleek blazer in a bright color over a white blouse and printed skirt. Swap the coat for a fun wrap and you’re ready to go.

Cosmic tip: Off-office engagement? An animal-print thong (leopard, zebra) will make you feel a little more feral. Your lucky numbers: 4, 10, 45, 40, 38, 44.

AquariusAQUARIUS
Get your fun on. You are about people-awareness with the vivacious Jupiter-Moon tandem in your sign. Single? You can count on instant connection with a funny guy you chat up today. Attached? Your senses are fully engaged, not the least your sense of sight. Prop a few pillows under your head so you can see all the action.

Cosmic tip: Round two, treat him to a deluxe you-on-top. Drive him wild with your patent tough-girl act. Your lucky numbers: 3, 31, 28, 30, 14, 9.

PiscesPISCES
Take a retreat. If you’re too tired to join your friends tonight, the mellow Moon suggests chilling out with a DIY home spa, like a facial mask or relaxing aromatherapy. Jupiter feeds your sleeping subconscious with exceptionally revealing dreams. Over the next 48 hours your mind will have quite a lot to digest!

Cosmic tip: The stars suggest some one-on-one time with your BFF, or volunteering for a cause that you’re passionate about. Your lucky numbers: 39, 31, 18, 2, 10, 15.

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Cat Arriola [Astrodiva]

Cat Arriola [Astrodiva]

Astrodiva wrote horoscopes for FemaleNetwork and Cosmopolitan (Philippines) Online. You'll find the same fun sexy slant here.

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    @6:29 PM
    Mercury conjunct Venus
    New friends add sparkle to your social life.
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  • Wed., January 13 @5:35 PM
    Venus sextile Uranus
    Flirty innuendo piques his interest.
  • Thurs., January 14 @2:57 AM
    Sun sextile Uranus
    Soar high and don't limit yourself.
  • Sat., January 16 @12:44 AM
    Mercury stations Direct in Capricorn
    Get ready to act out your ideas.
  • Mon., January 18 @9:22 AM
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    Sympathy builds rapport with other people.
    @10:20 PM
    Venus into Aquarius
    Your unpredictable mix of aloofness and bubbly warmth keeps them guessing. Shock tactics thrill.
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    Heed your need to be different. Do your own thing.
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    Nourish the ties that bind you.
  • Sun., January 24 @11:29 PM
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    What you build now is built to last. Lay some strong foundations.
  • Wed., January 27 @1:17 PM
    Venus oppose Mars
    You're looking for a new turn-on. Go with your passion.
  • Sat., January 30 @3:35 AM
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    Anger is a waste of your time. Hit the gym--or the bedroom!

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